Our Declaration of Independence

Declaration of Independence:  Paradis Island

We hereby declare that all citizens and tourists have all rights, excluding violating or harming people or property on Paradis. All citizens may purchase private property after four months of living in Paradis. The government may not decline any purchases from the people excluding firearms and alcohols. Citizens and tourists may not bring in any firearms or alcohols without direct permission from the government.

The government will be conducting trade, and will hire people in order to conduct transportation and trade. Any person who wishes to apply for a job has permission to do so and the government may not decline job applications unless the applicator is a criminal.  

The government may not interfere with the person’s personal life or social life. The government must allow the people to do as they wish as long as it is within the rules. The government must keep a free reign on the people.

The government must heed all advice the people give, and in return, do their best to resolve the problem.

If the government evades or violates the rules stated above, the people have permission to overthrow the government and take over Paradis, but only if the government commits the following:

·        The government allows major alcohols in Paradis.

·        The government does not allow the people to apply for jobs.

·        The government interferes with the person’s personal life, especially if they have not done anything wrong.

·        The government stops trade and transportation; they leave all the citizens and tourists stranded on Paradis.

·        The government does not listen to the people.

This is the conclusion of the Declaration of Independence of Paradis.